RAD: Greatest. Movie. Ever.

When Will asked if I was interested in being a guest editor for a day, I said, yes, but only on one condition: I was allowed to do a post about RAD ... the Greatest. Movie. Ever. Unfortunately, for some of you at least, Will told me to go crazy and write whatever the hell I wanted too. Woops! » 12/28/06 4:49pm 12/28/06 4:49pm

8 Reps With The Right Nut, 8 Reps With The Left

Apropos of nothing, "apropos of nothing" has always been my favorite Deadspin line. Thus, apropos of nothing, I present to you this video of a man ramming an elastic cord attached to a kettlebell into his groin. You're welcome! » 12/28/06 3:34pm 12/28/06 3:34pm

Oh Miller Don't Wanna Dance With Somebody

And thankfully, I won't have to watch him feel the heat with somebody. With somebody who (somebody who) loves him. Sigh.
» 12/28/06 3:10pm 12/28/06 3:10pm

The other reason Miller's declining to get down boogie? Reigning champ Emmitt Smith. Yeah, apparently Miller told , "Emmitt ruined it for all athletes because he was so good." No, no, Reggie.…

Blogdome: Camo Day and Night

• I didn't know Memphis was in Louisiana and that Pau Gasol got married last night. [YouTube]
• Kelly Dwyer got a blog! Run, you stupid fucking Internet! Run! [SI.com]
• Why you should consider taking James Earl Jones, Chris Sabo and Ted Kaczynski in your 2007 Michigan football Deathpool. [3 Tooth Minimum]
• Hold on,… » 12/28/06 2:24pm 12/28/06 2:24pm

Breaking News! Baseball Player Signs Ridiculous Contract!

I'm so excited to tell you this I might as well just copy and paste the fucker:
» 12/28/06 1:16pm 12/28/06 1:16pm

Man, this is phenomenal news for the Giants. I mean, I'm no Peter Gammons, but you throw a WILD-FIRE like Zito in between the ROCK-SOLID Rick Reuschel, and the ROCK-SOLID Don Robinson, and well... you've got yourself quite the 1-2-3…

I Got Nuttin But Love For You, Baby

I was planning on posting pics of Josh Scobee's shaved scrotum and Dwyane Wade's right-ass cheek, but The Mighty MJD sort of beat me to it. Instead, I offer this odd little video of Track and Field asses set to the musical beats of Heavy D & the Boyz's Nuttin But Love. » 12/28/06 12:03pm 12/28/06 12:03pm

Basketball Day? Pfft. Let's Talk Hockey!

I'm Canadian, but I despise ice hockey. While I mostly hold my thrifty parents responsible for this sad, but true fact — they refused to register me in "such an expensive sport" — I guess some of the blame has to fall on my weak-ass ankles, too. Yeah, I can't skate worth a shit. I can't turn in skates; I can't stop… » 12/28/06 10:25am 12/28/06 10:25am

Good Morning, Deadspinners

My name is Justin Everest Skeets III — street name: J.E. Skeets — and rumor has it I'll be your threed thurd third substitute teacher this post-turkey week. (I'm sorry.) » 12/28/06 8:47am 12/28/06 8:47am